🧺 Product Description
• FUN, SALTY & FULL OF PERSONALITY: Bring the humor and heart of Oysterville Sea Farms into your kitchen with our signature Coastal Kitchen Towels collection.
• CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE DESIGN: Pick from four original phrases that capture life by the tide — or collect them all.
• COASTAL QUALITY: 100% cotton, soft, absorbent, and durable for everyday use.
• PERFECT GIFT: Ideal for oyster lovers, mermaid dreamers, seafood chefs, or anyone who lives with salt in their veins.
• DESIGNED ON THE WASHINGTON COAST: Each towel carries the spirit of Oysterville — authentic, unfiltered, and a little bit cheeky.
Add a little laughter and a lot of coastal charm to your kitchen with our Oysterville Sea Farms Coastal Kitchen Towels.
Each towel celebrates a different side of life by the sea — from playful puns to pure mermaid magic. Whether you’re drying oysters fresh off the grill or wrapping a loaf of bread for brunch, these towels keep things lighthearted and distinctly coastal.
Available Designs
🧂 Keep It Salty
Because life’s better with grit, flavor, and a good dose of sea air. A towel for those who know that the coast — and the kitchen — are no place for bland.
🦪 Shuck Yeah
A fan favorite among oyster lovers. Bold, cheeky, and perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a great meal. It’s Willapa Bay attitude in towel form.
🧈 Shuck It Up Buttercup
Part encouragement, part kitchen comedy — a nod to the hardworking shuckers who know that good things (and great oysters) take a little effort.
🧜♀️ Mermaid Vibes
For those who never quite left the beach behind. Soft blues, coastal tones, and a wink of whimsy bring ocean energy to your home all year long.
Details:
• Sold individually — choose your favorite phrase
• 100% cotton, soft and absorbent
• Dimensions: approx. 18” x 28”
• Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Designed in Oysterville, Washington
Perfect for: coastal kitchens, oyster shuckers, beach houses, and anyone who believes good food — and good humor — are best served salty. 🌊🦪